Your Love is Contagious
25 Feb
For the last few weeks, I’ve managed to dodge your love. I even went out of town to Blissdom and left you with various family and your dad in the hopes that you would have spread love to him instead.
I’ve popped Vitamin C, extra doses of multi-vitamins, washed hands, refused to share any more than a hug (no kisses please) anti bacterial gel, and everything else I could think of to keep your love away from me.
But alas, I am no match for you. I am outnumbered and out of weapons of defense.
Sometime yesterday, my body broke down and gave in to the love you have for me. I felt it in my neck and shoulders. Like a hug that wanted to choke the life out of me (and I wouldn’t doubt it coming from my own spawn), I felt my chest constrict and as I gasped for air and coughed, a cough so violent and filled with STUFF (for lack of a better word), I knew, right then and there that you had finally won.
I am officially waving my white Kleenex as I truly do surrender. (more…)
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